This article was originally published at Buzzfeed, and I had so much fun when I found it. These are a few of my opinion on Disney's unanswered questions
For example- this will also tell you a lot about me as a person that i even wonder these things:
I always wondered how old everyone was when the Beast's castle was cursed by that witch. It says in the film that he is doomed after his 21st birthday. and they've been living with their new forms for more than ten years. Did that witch seriously curse a 10 year old boy for not letting a strange creepy old lady into his HOUSE? That's what you are supposed to do. What happened to kids say the darndest thing? He called her ugly, he didn't kill her. also the portrait of the prince in his pre-beastly stage looks like he's at least 20. Does the painting and all the tapestries age too? ! By this same logic, Chip would have to have been born in the castle since he's like 5 years old. How can a teacup be born? what is the reproductive cycle of a tea set, anyway?! My head hurts. goodnight.
- What happens to Olaf when Elsa dies? ***half the internet cries
- What happened to Prince Ali's people from the parade? The genie created them just to put on a show for Princess Jasmine- so what...do they have lives now? do they die? were they ever conscious beings with souls and opinions in the first place or were they like holograms? I feel like I'm going to lose sleep over this one.
- What did Cinderella do with her stepmother and stepsisters? Does she keep supporting them with her new allowance as the Queen? Are they in jail for child abuse? These are important
- What happened after Mr. Dawes went insane in Mary Poppins? It's almost like he should have his own movie to explain that one, or at least a spinoff series.
For example- this will also tell you a lot about me as a person that i even wonder these things:
I always wondered how old everyone was when the Beast's castle was cursed by that witch. It says in the film that he is doomed after his 21st birthday. and they've been living with their new forms for more than ten years. Did that witch seriously curse a 10 year old boy for not letting a strange creepy old lady into his HOUSE? That's what you are supposed to do. What happened to kids say the darndest thing? He called her ugly, he didn't kill her. also the portrait of the prince in his pre-beastly stage looks like he's at least 20. Does the painting and all the tapestries age too? ! By this same logic, Chip would have to have been born in the castle since he's like 5 years old. How can a teacup be born? what is the reproductive cycle of a tea set, anyway?! My head hurts. goodnight.